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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
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The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom
Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell
Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.
Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
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Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.
Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!
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fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
3777👍 562👎
a store that actually got kicked out of my town because the meat quality was so poor...
me: it sucks there no taco bell here
friend: you know they got kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it
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