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Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.
These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.
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According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')
Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels
Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*
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The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.
I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!
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A derrogatory term for a Belgian. (Almost French, but not quite)
see frog
"Someone pinched my wallet in Antwerp! Fuckin' tadpoles!"
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Dating someone who is a lot younger than you
My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.
5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes
Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles
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Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?
v: the act of inserting one's soft flaccid penis into the circular opening of the mouth belonging to someone who is sleeping. Upon insertion the soft and flaccid penis may be slightly dangled in a manner that the receiving mouth be tickled or left motionless in the mouth for a period of time left at the discretion of he who is performing the action.
Last night I gave Axl the tadpole. His sweaty ass hands must expel most of the water in his body because his mouth was as dry as sandpaper.
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