UK slang. Meaning "Are you kidding me?" Or are you serious?" Or "you have got to be joking right?"
"There's a spider on your leg."
"Are you taking a piss?"
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To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.
Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."
Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."
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If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice
Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly
Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(
Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)
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When you shoot yellow warm liquid out of your dick
John: Yo man what ya doing?
Me: Oh me? I'm shooting yellow liquid out of my dick
John: Oh u mean taking a piss?
Me: What?
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Making fun of someone, without intending to cause serious offence. Also known as 'pulling the piss'.
Ted: You suck at life.
Jimmy: Screw you!
Ted: Relax, I was just taking the piss.
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To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.
Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!
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To make someone who's trying to seem important less important. Derives from the piss-boner men wake up with in the morning, it's a fake boner. If you took the piss away, there would be no boner. Do you see?
That's the original meaning, however taking the piss now means just giving someone a ribbing and in the most part not meaning to be malicious.
Original meaning:
Guy 1: "Hey guys, what do you think to my awesome new haircut?"
Guy 2: "I think you look like a fucking prick, mate...you look like a real slob".
Other guys: "Haha, Guy 2 really took the piss out of guy 1!"
Meaning as it is now:
Guy 1: "Man, I only got a 45 on my last assignment"
Guy 2: "Haha that's fucking shit!"
Guy 1: "Don't be so mean"
Guy 2: "Cheer up man, I was only taking the piss"
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