take care of that ass

it's the same definition as fucking.

when ya gonna let me take care of that ass?

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Take care of the kid

To satisfy someone sexually; orally, usually to repay a favor.

"Sure I'll pay for your drinks, but you gotta Take care of the kid, know what I mean?

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Take care of myself

To masturbate.

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.

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take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

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take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.

Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.

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take care of the bunnies

To make one's genitals more photogenic.

The Model had to go take care of the bunnies before posing in the nude.

Take care of head

To take care of head is to literally "take care" of your own personal head, specifically by usage of drugs.

Originally used in 1980 by the band The Toyes in the song Smoke Two Joints, the phrase became mainstream popularized when Sublime covered it in their album 40 Oz. to Heaven 16 years later.

"Hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head"
- The Toyes / Sublime, "Smoke Two Joints"

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