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when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.
person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.
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Take me to bed, or in other words let's fuck
She wanted to take me to Wisconsin, and we fucked all night.
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an awesome pop rock band hailing from Omaha, Nebraska. The band consist of Josh Mcmanus (vocals), Brad Meyer (guitar), Blake Higginbotham (guitar), Alex Vang (bass), and Andy Gustafson (drums). They recently released their self-titled EP
Take Me To Vegas is sooo effing good! You gotta check them out!
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Just because you don't touch your keyboard,doesn't mean anything to me or anyone else. you all really fucked with the wrong bitch.
after everything, i really can't believe you take me for a fool.
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when someone is singing in a way that deserves your undivided attention, just like a preacher in church
Beyoncé is gonna take me to church
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This phrase has evolved from "take me on a date" to "kill me."
"I can't take this anymore. Take me out!"
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(1.) When sex is like a religious experience. The feeling is so powerful and all pervading, you have no choice but to be present. And yet you also find yourself in a state of awe, beyond all the limits of your own body and mind. Time appears to stand still and yet it moves so quickly as your body automatically does what it needs to do, without thought, pretense, or any opportunity for self-consciousness.
Just as people often go to the house of a particular religion to find God...."Take me to Church" in the context of sex, involves a physical build up so intense, the orgasms could be described as a kind of "seeing God".
(2.) To crave or hunger for someone so much, you know being with them would be a religious experience.
(Hell, if you really want to extend the religious symbolism, think of the way a supposedly demon possessed person is taken to church, "laid hands on", convulses and shakes, and then appears to be "set free" with a peaceful look on their face. The parallels between this and really great sex are obvious.)
(1.) O God....He really knows how to take me to church.
(2.) I've never wanted someone to take me to church so bad in my life. I wonder if there's still seating available. The aisle closest to his lap would be preferable.
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