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The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?
Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
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1. (v) Masturbation.
I'll talk to you later, I'm taking my talent to south beach.
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Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.
EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*
EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
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masturbation.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
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When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
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Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
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THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)
Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
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