tal

an adjective for a sexualy superior being. an alpha male who can steel yo ho in a second

lock yo daughters, tal is comming

TAL

Acronym for Testicular Adhesion Level. Representing the stickiness resulting from increased groin sweat. Measured from 1-10. Typically combated with the application of Goldbond powder.

It's so hot out here, my TAL is at a 9.5.

My TAL is through the roof, get me some Goldbond quick!

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tal

An abbreviation for "that's a lie". You can add this to many abbreviations like idk or roflpwn.

Josh has friends... tal
Kadin likes women... tal

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The Tal

The bright smile a girl makes after she says, "Yes, it was good for me!", and then goes to find her vibrator.

She gave him The Tal on her way out the door.

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TAL

Taking a look. When somebody shares a thing with you and you need a minute to take a look at it before responding.

lad_1: hey check out my new site: <website>
lad_2: TAL
lad_1: kk
lad_2: did a unicorn puke on it?
lad_1 left the chat.

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TALS

Acronym for "Thanks A Lot, Stoops!" Used by fans of the University of Oklahoma football team to disingenuously thank the overpaid head football coach Bob Stoops for another embarrassing loss to an inferior opponent.

As I watched Rashaun Woods running free behind the OU secondary, all I could say was "TALS".

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Tal Fishman

An amazing 6 foot and 2 inches tall YouTuber (Reaction Time) who always makes my day , i watch his videos at the end of everyday , it's a daily routine, he has damn beautiful blue eyes that rocks my entire world, my love for him is indescribable

Friend : "Oh look it's Tal Fishman"
Me: *Dies then comes back to life*

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