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When you are talking and shit comes out your mouth
I was talking to John and shit was on my face. John was talking shit
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Saying something (usually mean) about someone, and when confronted straight up denying - and even saying the opposite of what you had said.
Shelby: OhhEMMMGEEE Helga is such a whore!
Anne: Really?!
***5 minutes later***
Anne: Shelby is Talking Shit about you
Helga: What?!
***10 minutes later***
Helga: So I'm a whore?
Shelby: What? Who said that? That is so mean! I can't believe anyone would call you that!
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Most of Urban Dictionary's definitions. This place has really gone downhill.
Dictionary definition of Atheist:
Disbelief in a god.
Urban Dictionary:
A fedora wearing neckbeard who has no lyfe and is a 40 yr old virgin hurr durr!!
Talking shit is Urban Dictionary's only purpose...
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talking shit covers a wide range of topics. talking for no reason is in fact...talking shit. talking shit could also be called "bashing", or "trash talking".
"sosf are a bunch of pussies, i would totally fucking smash them at a show. too bad they dont like real hardcore."
that is talking shit. whoever says stuff like this is most likelty a stoner, or a scene kid.
"eew dude, brush your fucking teeth. it smells like youre talking straight shit!"
"yeah so i was giving this bitch a rim job, and...*friend interupts* stop talking shit!!!"
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When 2 people get together and exchange dialog about fecal matter.
Ray and Peter got together and were Talking Shit
Ray "peter, have you seen the nugget of shit on my floor?"
Peter "Oh yes! it was quiet fascinating, i had to save it in my pocket!"
Ray "it was such a lovley texture of poo that i dont blaime you"
Peter "do say ray! do say!, this lovley brown nugget of fresh poop i will spread in my pocket half on my pants dear sir!"
Ray "do say!"
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1. talking the talk, but failing to walk the walk
2. Filling the air with noise pollution of constant garbage
1. Tore: I'll have at least 7 beers at Nicks 30th!!!
Everyone: stop talking shit cunt
2. Tore: tomorrow night...at the cross
Everyone: are you still talking shit?
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Talking shit-
1. Talking a nonsensical or unrealistic way.
2. The art of not forming words properly due to a lack of energy or motivation, or an overload of inhibiting drugs.
1. Playar1: I'm so going to shag your three sisters when we get back to yours.
Playar2: I don't have any sisters. You're talking shit, mate. =/
2a. Player 1: So, I heard you liked fail ass french dishwasher for streetlamp agreeable?
Player 2: ... =/
2b. Person 1: Asdfgs hai lcoh pasrs coman hodang bitch.
Person 2: ...Just pass the fucking vodka =/
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