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A girl's insecurity based on her above average height.
"How tall are you?" Asks every person ever.... "You are not allowed to wear heels!"...say the douches. "You look like a volleyball player"...say the people who are actually pretty on point. I might have a tall girl complex??
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A problem that happens to and is specific to tall girls.
Tall girl: My legs have so much surface area, it’s so hard to shave, ugh!
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.
when a tall girl walks awkwardly or with bad posture by slouching or bending their legs extra to seem shorter or not look as tall.
damn, mikaila you have tall girl walk, we all know your tall you don’t need to slouch.
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When a vagina would be absolute gas, but it’s attached to a woman so tall that Usain Bolt couldn’t sprint up that snatch in less than ten seconds.
Sam’s really pretty and actually kind of funny, but I heard she’s got tall girl pussy.
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Most girls that are 5’8+ have a small, poorly shaped ass. Examples: Uma Thurman, Cameron Diaz
Did you seen Cameron Diaz’s ass in that new movie? Poor girl has tall girl ass, oh hell naw.
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that one girl in your math class that you can't get at because she's too tall.
if only i was a little taller, i could get at the too tall girl
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National Tall Girl Appreciation Day is on November 3rd. Since there's a short girl appreciation day and not a tall girl one, I made one myself. You're welcome.
Girl 1: What day is it today?
Girl 2: It's November 3rd.
Girl 2: Oh cool! It's National Tall Girl Appreciation Day!