Tamworth Tickle

When a woman, usually an Australian country music enthusiast, grabs a man’s penis and plays it like a banjo.

“Hey Slim, if you behave at the rodeo I’ll give you a Tamworth Tickle to the sounds of Troy Cassar-Daley”

Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.

John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"