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The tan/gold colour that old people tend to have on their vehicles because of its blandness and sensibleness.
Your grandparents' Crysler K-Car is Old Man Tan.
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The terrible sunburns that white people get making them wish they had more melanin.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed and got a terrible white man's tan
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Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."