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A strange girl, usually greek, hermaphroditic, and into Final Fantasy. Normally, it is a fan of FFVII's Cloud x Tifa character pairing. We USUALLY call this kind of fan a Clito, but because of the extremity of this fandom, we call it a Tana. Tana's are virgins for their whole lives.
"Don't talk to that girl, Tom, she's a Tana."
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Otherwise known as 'Vance', 'Sybil' or 'Farquad', Tanae is often found on the cover of newspapers in articles pertaining to the cold blooded locking of innocent doors. This CREATURE is not to be trusted no matter how convenient he is to use as a tool to measure with. Not to be confused with the commonly known unit of measurement the (Tanae)...coincidentally Tanae is one Tanae tall....
It should be known Tanae is currently wanted for bushrangering with his criminal mastermind Tomorrow Man
Is that Tanae?
Measure him!
Yep thats Farquad alright!
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Tanae is a very boogie lazy person so is her friend Saniya. Tanae eats Asian chicken with a fork and no she is not sweet she is a very rude person when somebody try to help her she is so rude but her friend Lillian is so freaking sweet you rather be friend with her instead of tanae and saniya
Tanae get up off your but and do something
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A blonde dumbass girl who says the word cunt for a living. Has hair extensions down to their ass and spends 60% or their life talking to their best friend. Tana is a selfish, annoying, cock sucker, who should go to hell and take her fake ass hair extensions with her.
bye
Friend: Hey Tana do you like my new haircut?
Tana: YES I LIVE IT!
Tana Thoughts: ew that haircut is so ugly
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Tana Mongeau is a girl who got fucked with a toothbrush.
He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!! He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!!!!!!! A toothbrush!! Quote by Tana Mongeau
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A term used to completely ruin an event
Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing
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A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.
Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
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