Tanjiro is the hottest, sweetest, person ever. His best pick-up line: "My names tanjiro.. and I can make you better then the ocean."
Person 1: Have you heard of Tanjiro?
Person 2: Yeah! Have you heard his pick up line?! He makes me so wet.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, same!
"Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)
THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED
*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*
Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH
*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)
58 minutes later
*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*
*Continues to slam tanjiro*
Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*
Stop what am I making 💀💀💀
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