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A slang term for lesbians eating each other out.
What were u girls doing in there? Cleaning the fish tank.
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v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.
Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"
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To put water into one of the huge Brita pitchers.
Running low on the water, time to water the fish tank!
When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.
I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!
Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.
Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!
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To pop a fish tank is to basically to finger a girl in her vagina really hard.
"Yeah man! I just straight popped her fish tank!"
"Dude, you pop a fish tank. NO WAY!"
"Nice!"
*High Fives*
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When a female has a smelly pussy, and traps you under the bed sheets.. much like the common Dutch Oven.
The hilarity of my boyfriend's dutch oven was quickly dissolved when I instead spread my legs and the dreadful smell of pussy entraped him in a tank of my vaginal fishyness. Boom, fish tank(ing).
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When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.
Dude: Hey baby, I heard about this new thing called the "mississippi fish tank", wanna try it?
Babe: Sounds weird? What is it?
Dude: You trust me?
Babe: Mmmm...yeah?
Dude: Open wide then, close your eyes, and try not too swallow.
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