When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.
I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.
A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”
“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“
“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”
“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”