Random
Source Code
Random
verb: to taser means to draw one's hand back and jab at rapid speed into the neck/jugular of a victim. Make the "tsss" sound while tasering. The neck area is merely a guide line. for best results taser a person who is unsuspecting, and laugh at their misfortune.
Yo man, Colleen was eating dinner in the dining hall, I creped up behind that cunt, and tasered her to the point that I left a bruise. Wow what a towel...
13👍 23👎
To get incredibly messed up, drunk, shit faced, intoxicated.
This weekend I was completely tasered.
5👍 8👎
a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.
After I stretched her out with the shocker, I surprised her by administering the taser with both hands.
16👍 58👎
A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.
Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.
Bob: Score!!
2👍 1👎
Regular tag but the person who's it has a taser and uses it to tag other people
Taser tag! hey RUN BIITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP MY NIGGA. BITCH
a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.
haha frank you so got taser bombed