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While having intercourse in the vagina the man pulls out ejaculates onto his own penis then gets up on the nightstand or headboard and tries to penetrate the anus of partner by jumping penis first
Chad the baker tried to give me a Tasmanian turnbuckle the other night.
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The female member of a heterosexual partnership proceeds to maneuver into a head stand position next to a bed or other object which one can stand upon. Then she will follow by spreading her legs into a split. The male will then stand upon the aforementioned device used to stand upon and will slowly insert so as to balance precariously upon his penis. Finally, the man will start to spin as the female hums an engine sound. The male body will resemble helicopter blades. Mission accomplished.
"Honey, I think we should get kinky tonight. I've been watching a lot of M*A*S*H* lately and think you should throw down a tasmanian helicopter with a side of steeze."
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When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.
At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.
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the act of putting bamboo in your bumhole and screaming the koala mating call and waiting till they jizz in the bamboo. You then proceed to eat the milky bamboo.
me and my mates went to australia. we went into the wild and totally did the Tasmanian coronation.
A very old woman who chases old men who are still decades younger than herself
That Tasmanian Tigeress is mutton dressed up as crocodile
When a guy is on his back, and you're going down on him, he's about to cum so you bite the shit out of his balls and he shrieks and cries like a baby.
I gave Jorge a Tasmanian devil last night, he shot up and tried to punch me but I'm too quick for that bitch
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When the man or the woman throws up into the other womans vagina and proceeds to eat her out.
I heard Kyle gave a Tasmanian taco to Zoe
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