Keep er’ taught

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Jmack Taught Me

A phrase women throughout the world can use when they've learned something new about their vagina, by the sexgod JfuckingMack.

Jmack taught ya.

Cosmo: where'd you learn that my God ohh oooooooh

Wanda: Jmack taught me oooooh

Cosmo: I need to thank this nigga.

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Self Taught MUA

A girl that owns a set of makeup brushes and a morphe eyeshadow palette and acts like she is a beauty guru because her auntie let her do make up on her niece for a dance show once. Their makeup is usually cakey and they think they are all it. Will eventualoy put it in their bio on instagram to grt attention and make a site for their makeup looks to get customers and earn money. All of her customers are her friends that dont know any bettet themselves.

My mum just bought me the anastasia glow kit. Bitches come at me I'm a self taught MUA now!! Hater gonna hate xoxox

Anyone want a makeup appointment with me? Deposit £10

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You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

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Taught

There's nothing to learn.

Hym "I don't need to be taught. You want me to accept things that are not true so you don't have to accept things that are. And now you have a bunch of fat cocks making shit up to preserve their own worthless, undeserved lives and we all have to sit here and listen to them. And the reason we have to sit their and let them lie is because if they don't lie they won't be able to trick people into killing the people who aren't also doing fat cock dictatorship."

Taught

The act of teaching a lesson.

I taught that girl so good, now she needs me.