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home to drugs addicts, alcoholics, trashy dykes and Portuguese sluts. there's a Friendly's, too.
Let's pick up oxys in Taunton, Mass and get shit-faced on the streets of Providence tonight.
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by bending your third finger on your right hand over using your thumb, thus exposing your index, middle and little finger, you then insert your fingers into the female recipient (usually done by surprise). little finger heads to brown town and the two main fingers into the fishy villa.
gave my missus the taunton salute last night, she sqeauled so bad i had to make her bike the pillow
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The way better version of Taunton. A great community. Unlike Taunton, it is not full of junkies and teen moms. The houses are actually nice and not run down. You can live in East Taunton with peace of mind knowing that you won’t get robbed or stabbed by kids who think they are gang members.
Man 1:“Yo man are you from East Taunton?”
Man 2: “Yeah it’s great, it’s so peaceful here”
Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression
An urban legend focused on three pubs in the country town of Taunton, the Plough, the Alehouse and the Crown and Sceptre, where a number of boozers and chancers are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The idea of the area as uniquely prone to disappearances arose in the early 21st century, but most reputable sources dismiss the idea that there is any mystery. In recent years many Tauntonians have challenged themselves to try and safely navigate a pint in each pub.
'Oi - fancy trying to complete the Taunton Bermuda Triangle tonight? 'Fuck it, why not'
A crucible of fire. The perfect mix of the cream of the crop and the worst students in all of Massachusetts. The teachers joke that there are actually two schools depending on whether or not you teach AP kids or not. It's terrible design and building material perfectly fit in with the city it's built in. Your experience at Taunton High will either be a magical fun experience of education or an endless onslaught of disrespectful teachers and aggressive peers, pretty much all depending on how you do on your first year there. The food is pretty garbage (besides the salad) and all of the head staff will be extremely rude to you unless you're an outstanding student or on student council. The best redeeming quality THS has is that there's a lot of elective courses to choose from so it can help you figure out what you're interested in.
Person one: "I go to Taunton High School!"
Person two: "I'm sorry to hear that."
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the best male character in the history of ya. (after maven calore ofc)
"Damn, Haelwyn Of Taunton really got done dirty, I wish I saw more of him in A Treason of Thorns"