tax

legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)

fuck taxes.

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tax, taxed

Something that is excessively expensive.

"Man, those clothes are really taxed!"

"Well maybe you shouldn't be shopping at (insert expensive store)."

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Tax

The word "tax" is a Lower Northeast Philadelphia (Roosevelt) slang word that means the following.
1. To engage in sexual intercourse, the act of fornicating.

2. To have a strong liking for something, someone or anything. A ringing endorsement.

Yo, I taxed that party last night.=That party was a great time.
Yo, I taxed that jawn last night.=You either had sex with a woman (jawn), or you really enjoyed something you did last night (jawn)
I tax Johnny.= Johnny is cool as shit.
I tax Veronica.=I have sex with a girl named Veronica.
I taxed that cheesesteak.=That was a good ass cheesesteak

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taxes

What makes you go from being rich to poor

who doesn't hate paying those fucking things?

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Taxes

Money coerced and collected from honest, hard-working people in proportion to their INCOME. This means that the harder a person works, the more he is taxed. Taxes are NOT collected on WEALTH, which explains why rich people pay few taxes.

Therein lies the explanation why pollutocrats like John Kerry, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Kennedy, who have millions of dollars, want to raise taxes. They have great wealth but not-so-great incomes, so they pay very low taxes. It's YOUR ass they want to tax.

This also explains why higher taxes are the liberal's favorite solution to every problem. Higher taxes cost him nothing, but the entitlements they pay for buy votes from members of the entitled groups. This explains why black folks like to vote for John Kerry. You didn't think they like his face, did you?

Note a fundamental truth of the universe: Corporations do NOT pay taxes. Never have. Never will. They merely collect taxes and pass them on to the government. If the government slaps a high tax on corporations, the corporations merely raise the prices of the goods they sell, and pass the cost along to the consumer.

Hillary Clinton lay in bed, momentarily troubled because she could not think of a new way to raise taxes.

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taxed

To take, or steal something.

Hey, I just taxed John's wallet and he didn't even notice!

Man, I was gone for a second and someoned taxed my calculator!

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Taxes

A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.

John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.

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