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Taylor Lautner

Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.

Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.

"Hey girl, did you watch Taylor Lautner on SNL last night? Wasn't he hot?"

by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010

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Taylor Lautner

An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.

First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.

What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)

Crabbe: Dude, your Jolly Rancher kinda looks like Taylor Lautner.

Goyle: Does that even make sense?

by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011

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Taylor Lautner

the SEXIEST guy in the world

plays Jacob in the movie Twilight

taylor lautner is so hot!

by prettypreppp July 1, 2010

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Taylor Lautner

The beloved and gorgeous actor from Twilight, currently heard to be dating old friend Kara Hilow.

"Man, that Taylor Lautner is one lucky guy to have all the ladies all over him."

by shamuuu4evaa. March 23, 2009

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Taylor Lautner

a totally hot and gorgeous guy
he has been in a few movies
A.K.A.totally hot werewolf!!

Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?

Taylor fan#2-I know!

Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!

by RandomCoolPerson101 April 8, 2010

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taylor lautner

HIIIIDDDEEEOUUUSS IDDDIIIOOTTIC actor with a completely deformed head and a high, nasally voice. THE. UGLIEST. PERSON. YOU. WILL. EVER. SEE.

Person 1: "What's that fat thing walking over there with the gay voice who doesn't own a shirt?"

Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."

by obamasucks18 November 13, 2010

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Taylor Lautner

taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.

girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!

me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.

girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D

me- YAAAAAAAS.

(:

by ew.checksyaface June 21, 2010

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