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When a girl gives you a blowjob and also licks your balls
That bitch gave me the tazes last night.
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A alt. slang for cool right on ect, as said by the neo hippies, stoners, ect.
Shawn: I just bought a new hat, it's way cool.
Laura: Taaaaze
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Another term for getting drunk or high, commonly used with "turnt" and "lit"
Yo man I'm totally getting Tazed tonight
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When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.
Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"
To repeatedly electrocute your penis into an erect state. May use a defibrillator, car battery or toaster.
If you are going to use a toaster, you must be submersed in an ice bath and then drop the plugged toaster in. This works by chilling your penis until it is numb and then Tazing Emu with your toaster. Example: I'm going to taz emu.
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when a male/female is resisting arrest from a police officer. and soiles themselves in the process
that tazer was brutal.. i had to get new underware cuz i piss tazed