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Teapot is when a girl/guy gives you a blowjob while you’re doing squats
Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice
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One of the Suzuki GSX-F range of motorbikes, so called because the early models looked like teapots.
GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.
Yank: "I got me a Katana!"
Everyone else: "No, seppo, you've got a Teapot."
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Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).
Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."
Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."
"That guy is such a teapot."
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Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?
Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.
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A short and stout guy that tries to holla at chu.
I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of my knee. Tipped that mothafucka over.
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A magical device that can transform water into a nice tasting drink.
i saw a cat with a teapot on its head attacking helicopters
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word used to for anorexia as coined by some patients in psychiatric hospitals.
she's diagnoised with teapot.
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