Rural Dictionary

Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.

"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"

by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022

Technoblade

The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.

Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*

by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019

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Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins.
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans

Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".

A list of notable things he's done:

-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)

-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy

-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel

-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows

-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times

-Has Pig Rank +++

He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.

His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"

Smart 9-year old: "No"
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