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ted nugent

A guitar god from the late 60's/70's, not especially popular with today's kids but easily owns Hendrix/Clapton/Page when it comes to playing skill. He still plays live shows and kicks ass at ~50 years old.

"What does it take to play guitar with your teeth? It takes a complete idiot." - nugent in an interview

by toast June 29, 2004

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Ted Nugent

Used in place of the word awesome.

"This burger is fucking Ted Nugent!"

Dealer-"You have Blackjack" Player- "Ted Nugent!!"

by Region Rat April 30, 2010

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Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

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Ted Nugent

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."

Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.

by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024


Ted Nugent

A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.

Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.

by Someone who kinda exists March 28, 2024


Ted Nugent

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.

Ted Nugent is the ultimate test of separating the art from the artist

by Someone who kinda exists May 10, 2024


Ted Nugent

Fucking awesome musician. Fucking terrible human. Not much else to say.

Ted Nugent is where "separating the art from the artist" becomes very difficult.

by Someone who kinda exists August 10, 2024