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The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.
Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.
Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.
Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.
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Synonym of turned up
Used to say someone is high or used to say someone’s good like he turned up his game of basketball
“Bro hit the j and teed up”
“He’s teed up on the field he’s the best in the state”
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The most beautiful girl there is. She heccs all the friccs and is beautiful doing it. Ahn Papi Teed~
Wow Nora Teed is looking extra cute today ;))))
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Akin to the “golden shower”; the act of urinating on a friend, acquaintance or lover, when angry/upset/ or in a fight as in “teed off”.
After heavy drinking and insulting everyone at her party, Kim passed out. She was then golden-teed by everyone present.
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When a woman is on her knees with her chest on the bed awaiting your penetration.
Tammy was so hot, all teed up and waiting on me.
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A tapping of one's shoulder by the Pastor of Liberty Tabernacle when a person joins the church
"You've just been L-Teed (lt'd)
Meaning : mad , drawn, fried ,
Girl : U ugly
Philly bouls : yo u got me teed