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telstra

Bad company, rip off telephone network. Shitty internet.

"The most secure computers in the world are ones NOT connected to the internet. That is why I recommend Telstra BigPond ADSL."

by Dylan June 26, 2004

266๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


telstra

1. The name given to something that takes without giving.

2. An alternative word for evil.

3. Telstra fits with the definition of a physco-path. Complete disinterest in the wellbeing of others. Actively causes other people to suffer to fulfil its own desires.

4. Lawbreaker

5. Liar

The Telstra never returned the promised service but happily took large sums of money.

by Telstra Duped Me February 14, 2008

42๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


telstra

A shitty phone company that causes lag to 90% of australia.

James was talking on ventrilo untill he pulled a telstra and was not heard of for 5 days.

by hatestelstra October 18, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


telstra

The reason I'm stuck on dialup. Argh.
If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*

Tel$tra.. *Shakes fist* Gah.

by Anonymous December 19, 2004

36๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 18, 2001

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Telstra Tightarse

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

by Stueynator May 21, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.

1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....

by blue_jacket July 21, 2011