Teresa

Teresa: awesome funny ladys who love chicken (chick-gon) and chameleons. They are normally good looking, hispanic, with dark hair and pretty eyes. You can normally find a Teresa at a fun party, where ever there is a fountain that doesn't run on water, or in an apartment living with her awesome best friend/friends in style. If you find a Teresa hold on tight cause your in for an Epic ride

Hey I met this girl over there by the chocolate fountain
Wait whats her name

Teresa
Dibs ( takes off running)

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Sexy female. Its best when a curvy, lovely, young lady has this name. Its not as common among young women anymore.

Often used by Latinos, Hispanics and Mexicans but, it also involves sexy white & black women and many other races. It sometimes can be looked upon as a "gutter/ghetto" name.

Hottest when its pronounced Ter-ray-suh

Nickname can be Terri or Teri.
The Sexiest nickname is, "Tessa" It just sounds sexy...just an upgraded/younger version of Teresa, but still as classy.

"Teresa's got that beautiful soul and body...My, my, my."

"Let me tell you, My baby Tessa is cold"

" Teresa, Tia, Leayah and Kim..." ("Project Chick" Hot Boys)

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Kind

Teresa is a kind person.

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Teresa is a very unique girly. She is extremely fun to be around and will never fail to make you laugh! If u know a Teresa treasure your time with her because she is just super compassionate and friendly to everyone. She is also extremely sexy, hot and very random

"Oml look its teresa she is so sexy wth!"
"I heard she is a furry now so random, she purrs all the time"
"I STILL LOVE HER NO MATTER WAT"

Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.

e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”

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Teresa is a girl who is very horny and is also a whore

OMG you're such a Teresa

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when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.

stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!

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