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Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.
Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.
Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.
Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
Look at that fat bottomed scottish terrier!
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A breed of dog ranging from standard size (13 to 18 inches at the shoulder) to minuture (13 inches and under)
Small dogs who -unlike Chihuahaus- don't have an annoying, yippy bark and are smarter than a bag of hair. Much smarter, really.
By show standards, a Rattie's tail should be docked (see-Animal Cruelty), but who wants a dog with a stubby tail?
A great, cute, entergetic dog, search Rat Terrier on youtube and see some videos of just how funny they are, if you had any doubts as to their awesomeness.
I love my Rat Terrier, Precious. She's kept me safe from evil mailmen for three years now! XD
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a very unique looking dog that originates from england.has a head that almost looks as if it is pointed,and is descibed by most as "egg shaped".they come in many different coat colors,and also comes in a normal size,and a miniature size.a great example of a bull terrier is bullseye,the target mascot dog,which has a red target painted over it's left eye.
upon first seeing a Bull Terrier,most would consider it "ugly".but i find it a great looking dog,that makes i great pet.
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An awsome dog that can be found in either minature or regular. The bull terriors are also very easy to groom their fur. They are also known to love playing games with toy balls.
Cool characters like Spud McKensie and Grimm are bull terriers.
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An amazing breed of dog that is two parts adorable and one part uncontrollable farting expert.
"My Boston Terrier is so cute, but MAN can they clear a room with one fart."
A small dog that resembles a toupee with legs. Its fur looks like something you would pull out a clogged drain in a bathtub. Often owned by overweight single women due to the fact that it doesn't need as much exercise as most other dogs.
Yorkshire Terriers are dumb, difficult to house break, and tend to be territorial despite the limitations of their size. They often attack strangers and larger animals, disregarding their own size disadvantage. These behaviors are, however, encouraged by their owners because they see it as being "cute".
These dogs are probably the best example of artificial selection. They have weak bone structure which causes them to be unable to survive short falls. They also are known to suffer from things like seizure, liver shunt, and collapsed trachea.
Normal Dog Owner: What the hell is that mop trying to do to my dog?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It's dominating. Isn't it cute?
Normal Dog Owner: Well it's going to dominate its way into my dog's stomach if it isn't careful.
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: Help, my dog broke every bone in its body!
Vet: What the hell happened?
Yorkshire Terrier Owner: It jumped off my foot stool!
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1. A small (15-25 lb) street mongrel common to the California-Baja border. Part Chihuahua, part terrier (or other small breed), resourceful, crafty, and totally lacking in loyalty, the dog survives using his wits and charm.
2. A shifty vagabond who survives using wits and charm.
Q: Should we ask that man for directions to the cantina?
A: No, not him -- he looks like a Tijuana Terrier.
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