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Commonly known as a courtesy wipe.
after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy
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noun; a very attractive, super nice, and smart girl that loves her husband like no other; perfect.
Stephanie : "Did you see that new girl at school today? It's only her first day and she's already friends with everyone."
Melanie : "Yeah.. She already aced the first test in APUSH."
Stephanie : "Ugh.. another Tessie Tran."
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Ladies, if you know a Tessie, stop what you’re doing and text him. Chances are that could be you’re future soulmate. A fun, chill, intelligent, sexy, etc.(among other things), Tessie is an example of someone who always keeps some money in their pocket and never backs down from a task. For Tessie, no goal is unreachable which is why most Tessie’s have boatloads of friends because of their social abilities. Overall, Tessie is a future leader in whatever field he takes interests.
Tessie always got bread.
Heyyyyyyyyy Tessieeeeee.
Tessie gang!
Let’s link up with Tessie.
Tessie’s gonna change the world. Promise.
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A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"
me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!
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the most evil sociopath attention whore on the Internet, a worthless snot-nosed brat who harasses and bullies fucking cancer patients and disabled people, makes fun of the fucking Holocaust, abuses fucking animals, has 9,000+ fucking idiot subscribers referred to as her fucking "simps" or fucking "white knights," and fucking deserves to fester and burn in the deepest pit of fucking Hell
One of her white knights: How dare you mock my beautiful queen, Playmate Tessi?!
Decent human being with common sense: How dare you support a clinical psychopath who shamelessly mocks cancer patients and threatens to take away her charity donations?
One of her white knights: You're just jealous and a misogynist.
Decent human being: You know what? I give up.
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Lake Tahoe's equivalent of the lochness monster.
Hey do you see those moving bumps out in the lake? Yeah I bet that's Tahoe Tessie
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