sarah's own texas hot pocket

Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.

can also be called "texas tuna melt"

Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night

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hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

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Texas Hot Sauce

When after eating chile you experience extremly spicy diarrhea.

"Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."

Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."