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Someone with a personality trait so annoying they're painful to socialize. This category may include but is not limited to:
- Someone so thick that you have to explain and re-explain simple concepts to them, such as man that describes themself as a petrolhead but doesn't know the difference between a fuse and a spark plug even though his girlfriend has explained it to him twice now.
- Someone who constantly ask advice on the same personal problem over and over again, then chooses to ignore you advice and do their own thing only to ask for more advice on the same issue 2 days later.
- Someone who never ever stop being a failtroll, online or offline, because they think they're some sort of supertrolll.
Person 1: "The annoying thing about Cipher is that not only is he a failtroll, he has the exact same IRL personality when he's drunk."
Person 2: "How do you mean?"
Person 1: "Well, for example he thinks hanging out my car window while yelling 'dongs' at the top of his lungs is hilarious."
Person 2: "What a punish."
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The is a name of a girl who proceeds to ride you cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position. The then rides you for an extended period of time until she rides too high and exposes your penis. Then with the power of Zeus she thrusts down on your penis, not knowing that it is not in her vagina. This either breaks or crushes the man's penis.
Boy: "fuck, what the hell were you thinking?!"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "did you really not feel your ass crushing my dick?!"
Girl: "what?"
Alec: "I am getting the fuck out of here! You will never be The Punisher to another man again! Mark my words!"
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when something is messed up/ruined/in pain
*drops phone*
“my phone is punished”
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Verb: The act of capitalizing on/taking advantage of a mistake made by an opponent in a competitive activity. Mostly used in competitive sports and games.
Noun: An act describing the above.
Player A: *Pops the tennis ball up for a lob, only to realize that it didn't go high enough*
Player B: *Leaps and smashes the ball for a winner.*
Commentator: And there's the punish!
The Punisher is the best vigilante and Marvel comic character. He doesn't have super powers, so he relies on his combat skills. He kills criminals because they killed his family.
There are many authors and artists of the comics because they've gone on for so long. Some have a typical comic book style, others are very realistic.
The Punisher uses a large variety of weapons. He is especially known for the M60, M16A1, and Colt 1911. This is most likely because he used them during Vietnam. He has used almost every weapon imaginable.
There are two movies based on The Punisher. The 1989 version had almost nothing to do with the comic book character. The 2004 version, starring Tom Jane, was much better although the timeline and setting were different from the comics due to cost reasons and to make it fit today's audience. It uses many elements from the whole 30 year run of the comic books. The movie tells the story of how Frank Castle became The Punisher. A sequel may come out by 2007.
There is also a video game adaptation. It bears some similarity to the 2004 movie because of the neighbors, The Russian, and a few other things. However, it is more similar to the Welcome Back, Frank series, which the movie got those things from.
The Punisher is more of an anti-hero than a super hero because he kills his enemies, which is not typical of superheros, and of course that he doesn't have superpowers.
The Punisher just killed Ma Gnucci!
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Two in the stink and one in the pink. Insert one finger in to the vagina and two in to the anus.
Boy, when I gave her the punisher, she went crazy. yes crazy......
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If you're satan and this is hell... Why aren't you punishing me?
Hym "I would imagine to broaden the distribution of suffering across time. Forever. Because you have an eternity of suffering to endure. Your fine now but someone whose been sex trafficked (and not in the Tate way where the women just do whatever they want AND make a million dollars AND do it of thier own volition.) is meeting their new rape-slave master right now... A cobalt mining slave is coughing ip blood. You wouldn't even be reading this if he wasn't... The lost goes on. And then you delude yourself into believing that the absence of suffer is the result of some sort of existential superiority... So much so that you're willing rub it in the faces of the people beneath you... It's hilarious! And that's your punishment. Pleasure at the cost of the suffering of others."
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