your mom's house

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

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Your moms house

Where I was last night.

Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"

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at your mothers house

Perfect way to really piss somebody off when they ask you an innocent question. Especially when you make it a running gag. You have to have the patience to wait long enough for your mark to completely forget about it, and then bring it back at a truly improper time and place.

Mark:"Hey Jesse, where are the coffee filters?"
Ballbuster:"At your mothers house Oak, at your mothers house."

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Your Moms House

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

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Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

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do you have stairs in your house

A common catchphrase used by FYAD frequenters. It is asked of users with glaring intellect shortcomings and is another way of asking them to commit suicide by falling down a flight of stairs.

<L33tHAXOR2> LOL DO U HAEV STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
<Bob> Oh, internet.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL FYAD IS LEAKING

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your mama's house

When your being sarcastic about answering silly irrelevant questions

Where are you going ? your mama's house .

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