No gifts

When a side chick/hoe wants something or wants you to make a commitment

Dude, she wanted me to intoduce her to my family. NO GIFTS.

Gifted

Given or gave, sometimes even lent (This can get confusing, so best to check)
Especially used in South West England

Mark "Did you get that pint I gifted you?"
Chris "Yeah, cheers for that bro"

Jo "Shanti gifted me her vibrator"
Ellen "Does she want it back ?"
Jo "Would you?"

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gift

Also: G.I.F.T.

See Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.

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GIFT

Guy I'd Femininely Tackle

OMG, VIK. I was working on my kankles in the gym and this GIFT walked by me. I think he winked at me. Yummy.

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gifted

used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.

Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.

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Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

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Gifted

Combination of nice ass and boobs

That Carmen Electra is gifted man! Nice tight ass and boobs

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