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July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”
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The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
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on the 26th of november is National bro toe sucking day, it is a day were you must suck your bros toes.
you: hey bro lemme suck those juicy toes
your bro: what why
you: cause its National bro toe sucking day
your bro: aight
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If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me
July 26th, national your little sibling sucks day. this is the one day of the year when your little sibling has to admit they suck. It's the law. they also HAVE to mean it.
My little sibling must now admit they suck because it is national your little sibling sucks day,
december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!
boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
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A term used when your day has transformed you into being a whore. This usually involves a day at the office, school or any undesirable place the you're commited to being at. While at one of these undesirable places you are constantly trying to please others with no sense of belonging or gratitude for your accomplishments.
Bob: Hey man! Let's go hang out and watch the ball game this afternoon...
Scott: I can't dude! I'm stuck here at the office sucking the days dick!
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