Rural Dictionary

:7

:7 is the newest and hippest smiley on the block! Don't get caught using your outdated =), you want to be cool right? So use :7!

:7 is an all-purpose smiley! You can use :7 to denote happy and laughing as well as the rarely-used sad, angry, or any of the plethora of human emotions!

:7 is the intellectual, abstract, ambiguous smiley! Is it a guy smiling strangely? Is he smoking a pipe? Is he a bird? Who knows?!

:7 has been proven to attract ladies and make them want to have sex with you 84% more successfully than any other smiley in existance. Can you really afford to ignore these statistics?

:7 is fantastic, orgasmic, and CYTOPLASMIC! Start using it... today!

i just pissed in the sink! :7

by Monkeyballa99 December 8, 2004

360👍 97👎

7

Quite possibly the greatest number ever. Always a good answer to a question demanding a numerical answer, especially if the actual answer is unknown.

Person 1:How many cars did you see?
Person 2:(immediately after and confident) Seven

by "Kane Millard" May 31, 2004

1056👍 307👎

<7

The Potterhead's version of 'I love you'. Seven, being the most powerful magical number in the Harry Potter series, is used as a substitute for the number three.

Potterhead: <7
Muggle: Isn't it <3?
Potterhead: No, it's <7. Muggles these days...

by ShadowXCar November 23, 2011

54👍 11👎

7/7

A very crass attempt by journalists to rope the 7th of July bombings in London to 9/11. They had previously tried to dub the Madrid bombing 3/11, but strangely forgot to try this method for the Bali bombing. Of course, they don't realise how irresponsible this is due to the fact it will instantly create the impression Osama bin-Laden was involved so the reactionary press will bleat on about al-Que'da for days on end and get in the way of the police finding who was actually responsible (and it was neither al-Que'da or embittered members of the Paris Olympic Committee).

Journo 1: What will we call this attack on London?
Journo 2: Well, if 11th September is forever known as 9/11, why not call it 7/7?
Journo 1: Don't you think that's crass, as you can't compare the death of 3000 people with 56?
Journo 2: No, as we're responsible people and our readers have the intellect to discern the two bombings and not create a link in their heads, as we obviously won't have created it...

by OD Smith September 9, 2005

33👍 60👎