99

A life prison sentence.

I caught my wife with another man, and it cost me 99.

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99

The best clone from Star Wars the clone wars in existance. He’s a soldier like the rest of the clones

“Im a soldier like you”
*gets shot*
“99 nooooo”

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.99

The correct length a guy should spend staring at a girls (usually large) boobs. Satring longer than .99 seconds time will make you look like a stalker or just some creepy guy.

I was at the gym and saw a fine hunny on the treadmill, I gave the .99 and before turning back around.

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99

When someone is Almost telling the whole truth.. You call them out on not keeping it #100...
As in-
Leaving out crucial details of a true story.. Making it almost"too good to be true".
Not being 100% honest.
((Like saying "sounds good" in a mocking tone..as if almost in disbelief..))

Im late cuz i got a flat tire on my way to work...(on the way home from the party i passed out at last night)
Boss: *rolls eyes sure..okay (99)

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99

When one lays on their belly and the other one lays on top of the other one back to back ass to ass flexing their butt cheeks causing ripples through their bodies.

I witnessed two punks doing the 99 in their cars in the parking of Dollar General.

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99

A sexual act in which whipped cream or ice cream is squirted on to the penis, followed by the strategic placing of a Cadbury's flake into the cream heap. The creamy, chocolaty treat is then sensually licked and nibbled off by a (hungry) partner.

A "I had a bit of a messy encounter last night."
B "What happened?"
A "Let's just say it involved a Mr. Whippy"
B "You 99ed? That's gross."
A "Tasted good though."

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99

doggy-style sex akin to 69

to watch TV that couple did a 99.

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