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1. The act of turning off an electrical appliance, such as a lamp or television, which will help to end global warming.
2. Referring to your home; Turning off all appliances and unplugging them before leaving for the weekend.
1. If you're not using that lamp, please Al Gore it. The Polar ice caps are melting!
2. Tula: Will you lock the house up while I get the car? Evelyn: Yes and I'll be sure to Al Gore it so that we may do our part to end global warming.
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1. Former U.S. Vice President.
2. Grower of beards.
3. Practioner of Black Magic.
4. Inventor of the Internet (most important).
Tyler: Hey, you want to go to church with me?
Jack: Church?
Tyler: Yeah, the Church of Al Gore's Beard!
Jack: Sweet, I'm there!
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Doctor, I can't get any sleep. What should I do?
Take two Al Gores and call me in the morning.
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Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag:
A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.
This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not! ~Al Gore
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Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet
Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet
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"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore
"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."
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I own my own shrimpin business.
I'm Al Gore and my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.
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