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Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.
Or any Native Alaskan.
Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.
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When you freeze your balls to someones face
How you could Alaskan Teabag someone Is if your in Anartica you put water on your balls and out them on someone elses face
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When you have a girl hanging, naked, head down via harness. You then have a male do a hand stand, naked, with his ankles locked with the girls ankles. Then the man does arm squats down and up (speed depends on the males strength) thrusting his penis in and out of the girls vagina while squatting.
Tommy: Dude! Did you hear what John did to Tori yesterday?
Rob: NO, what did they do?
Tommy: John Alaskan Cowbelled the shit out of her!
Rob: Holy Shit! I didn't know John had it in him!
Tommy: Well..... Tori had it in her...
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When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon
That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon
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Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.
My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!
The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."
Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."
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The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister
After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.
Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!
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