aquabats

a ska band who sings about random things WHILE being superheros

HORRAY FOR PIZZA DAY
HORRAY FOR PIZZA DAY
the best day of the week

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Aquabats

Aquabats are a strnage creature that lives at depths of 200-300 feet in the Pacific Ocean around California. Aquabats are a freshwater creature yet thanks to a professor who created rash gaurds for then they are able to live in the saltyest of enviroments. Aquabats mainly feed on Digital Unicorns, Magical Chickens and Pig Bats. It is beleved that due to aquabats feeding rituals pig bats have become extinct. Many beleve that aquabats would not be with us if it weren't for the efforts of Shaquille O'Niel who helped stop The Floating Eye of Death by sinning it some very patriotic songs. One of the few creatures that feed on aquabats are Android Dolphins.

Hey mommy can we go see the aquabats at the zoo?

Be carful when swimming, an aquabat may grab you and turn you to skadom!

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aquabats

Super cool ska band who sing lots of random songs. The Aquabats rock my socks!

YAY for the Aquabats!

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Aquabat

Masturbation in the shower.

"Oh man I was just beefin it in the shower. Ohhh choice as bro sounds like you were having yourself quite an Aquabat".

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Aquabat

Cum in a sock

There's an aquabat on the floor

Aquabat

Masterbating in the shower.

"Dad, Dave's been in the shower for forty minutes he's using all of the hot water."
"He must be having an aquabat."
"A what?"
"Your brother's wanking in the shower, leave him alone."