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A joke so mindfuckingly hilarious that it turns you insane or gay, depending on your personality type.
Charlie Sheen: "That Dave Chapelle asylum joke was so funny, that I literally went insane and started rubbing testosterone cream all over my balls!"
A group of friends who met in the local loony bin after each being condemned for various reasons. Shortly there after, the five escaped and have been recently been seen running around Mesa, Arizona. More than likely if you have seen some girls going down the suicide lane in a stolen shopping cart, you have found them.
-Oh my god look at those freaks, are they on crack?
-No dear, its just the Asylum Buddies up to their usual antics.
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the most hardcore hip hop group period, reppin uk members include possesed plasma and leatherface
lost person: i just listened to some rhyme asylum and now i know the meaning of life
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Fun, meme-filled randomizer game.
There is only one rule. No chinalake.
I FUCKING LOVE ITEM ASYLUM!!1!!1!!!!
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An inexpensive sandal like shoe worn by illegal immigrants e.g. Mexicans, Iraqi's.
Ali: I can't wait to rid myself of these Asylum sneakers and get me some Nikes.
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Making special trips to visit shut-down insane asylums. Can be done in real life or in virtual life. Virtual Asylum Tourism allows a wider range of travel and prevents risk from hazards like asbestos, arrest, and collapsing stairways, but it lacks the sickening real-life terror that follows exposure to these places. A variant is collecting books featuring images of asylums, but this is not quite as bent as purchasing airplane tickets.
*Hey, sis, I need to get away from it all.
*Well, let's head up to Danvers State before they bulldoze the Kirkbride and build some unique luxury condos! Asylum Tourism always cheers you up!
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When people apply to become permanent residents or citizens of another country, because they continually face job discrimination from both local and foreign employers, or from their own elitist government—the good jobs are given to those who were born or blessed with the “mathematical gene.”
Like millions of asylum seekers from developing countries and theocratic states, who fear discrimination for being gay or a woman in their country of origin, what are the chances that in a-not-too-distant future, math-anxious or mathematically challenged folks might also apply for mathematical asylum to live in some anti-multicultural or anti-woke societies?
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