belgium

european nation above france that makes better french fries and has random fry stands on the sides of the country roads. gave germany a shitload of trouble in ww1 especially for how small it was and also makes nutella

american; yo i love french fries
belgiuman; yea but they gotta be called belgian fries cause ours kick ass

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Conquering Europe would be a lot easier without

Warum zur Hölle Does Belgium exist? - Adolf Hitler, 1940

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Belgium

land of waffles and the best dudes ever= the Smurfs, or 'Les Schtroumpfs' as they are referred to in the old country.

Peyo is from Belgium.

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A European country famous for its beer, waffles and pedophiles

Belgium have some great waffles

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The next nuclear mining field the people are pectorium and the Belgium is uranium.

At least linguistically proven beyond reasonable doubt.

Belgium uranium pectorium brainium

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belgium

According to Douglas Adams in his HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series, the worst possible curse word in the universe. Its use is inexcusably rude.

Baby, I love you. You make my...what? What do you mean you're my sister? Belgium!!!

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Belgium

("Belgie" in Dutch, which is one of their three official languages)
well america only knows belgium because of it's famous waffles. but they have good beer, "French" fries, and chocolate.
The people in the northern part speak a... *special*... dialect called Vlaams (Flemish). But if you go to Belgium or talk with a Belgian, don't call Vlaams/Flemish a language. It's a dialect. And don't call a Belgian a Dutch person. They will not like you.

There's a lot of parties and festivals, and from what I've seen, 99% of the girls are really hot.
the belgians love making fun of dutch people and dutch people love making fun of belgians.
the drinking age is 16 and there's no censorship :D

Ik hou van Belgie (I love Belgium) <3 het is zalig. en godverdomme jij.

Kgoa je slaan. ("I'll hit you" in Flemish)

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