Boiler room

It is a type of seacret electronic music concert that happens a couple of times a year without any previous notice.

Yo are we going to boiler room tomorrow?

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noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

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borderline boiler

Your head says no, your dick says go!

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old boiler

A tarty woman past her prime.

Pat butcher from eastenders,

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bunny boiler

Clingy possesive overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend. (think fatal attraction)

Julie Findlay

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bunny boiler

n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life. A bunny boiler's plan consists of plan A and plan B.

Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.

The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.

An open letter to all bunny boilers:

Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):

I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.

Your friend always

E. Nuff Allready

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Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

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