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Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.
Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.
Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!
It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka
When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.
Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.
The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
12👍 9👎
Gorgeous all around
attractive(gets the ladies easily)
sweet
easily confused by girls
knows how to show his feelings
lovess naomi (hahah)
AMAZING ALL AROUND!
Girl 1: I want to go out with Justin Burnett:)
Girl 2: He's Mine!
5👍 3👎
A fantastic Human being who has been to hell and back and came out on top.
Be Like Laura Burnett and you will never be sorry.
The big chungoid of the human world
Gosh alex burnett really is big chungoid
The human equivalent of big chungus
Woow alex burnett is really big chungus