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A Carlos is someone that is always trying to make you laugh with his unique jokes about literally everything. You can’t avoid smiling when he is around. He is definitely the best person to be in class with, because with him nothing is boring. He has a huge patience, as he stands all the crazy girls he has around. A Carlos is also a very romantic person, as Paris and the Eiffel Tower are one of his favourite things in the world. He is a protective friend, hating when other people hurt his friends. Even though you feel sad or in a bad mood, he will always try to make you laugh, achieving it. His photos are the best, especially when he’s not looking at the camera. If your Carlos does something good, you must give him a “Point for Carlos”, and he will answer it with a “yes”. He is, with no doubt, such an icon. Literally, he’s always the profile picture.
“Policía”
“AHAHAHAHAHJSDVNKJSNF”
“Look at that group, they’re all cracking up.”
“Yeah, there must be a Carlos in it, definitely.”
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A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. He treats a woman with respect and love. A Carlos usually has the most prettiest eyes and you can get lost staring into them. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is quite smart
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Your local drug dealer. He’s got everything you need. Opioids, stimulants, phenethylamines, tryptamines, the lot of them. Specialises in cocaine in particular. If you want a discount, you need to do one of two things.
A) Make him laugh, the easier version.
B) Throw sweet corn in his face and dance around him like an indigenous tribe man from Mexico. It reminds him of his upbringing.
DO NOT USE SANDALS.
That reminds him of the dreaded CHANKLA.
Carlos is my drug dealer. 10/10 service.
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The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see carlo...damn that bitch is fine!
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Carlos is a fighter and his elbow is tattooed. I am more badass just by knowing him.
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An amazing man/boy whom is known for being friendly.He has a cute smile which makes your heart melt.
Awwww look at that smile,he must be a Carlos
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Carlos is a sporty, bearded type who is always active and likes to look his best. His is very organised, likes to have everything under control and is always there when you need him. Has a very busy social life and loves to flirt and excels at it in multiple languages. However, he's really a closet romantic.
You need a Carlos and his sense of humour on dark days (and why not, on bright ones too).
Friend 1: Is Carlos coming for dinner?
Friend 2: I invited him (again!!!!) but he was already booked
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