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to take a dump
Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.
I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.
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Going balls deeper than deep during sexual intercourse.
Suzie: Dang, little Bobby was Chilean Miner Deep in me last night.
Sandy: Wow, Suzie, did they have to send in a rescue team?
A sexual experience which finally happens after prolonged flirtation for months. The sex goes on for days. And in the process you "bore down" into each others souls and connect on the deepest most spiritual level.
Dude, it was intense. We had like this epic John/Yoko bed-in all weekend. It was like primal ,caveman, stuff-I-thought-I-could-only-discover-in-therapy-sex. It was a real Chilean Miner.
John and Mary had liked each other for a while but never acknowledged it. The whole office knew it. And then I guess one weeekend they had this Chilean Miner and they've been together ever since.
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The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!
My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!
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A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.
"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"