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A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).
Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!
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name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.
Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.
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when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite
i hadnt had pussy in awhile so i did the colonel the cantaloupe was warm and ripe tight fit too.
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One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:
- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.
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When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.
I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.
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