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Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?
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Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.
Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.
Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
a woman at a company who sleeps with her superiors or coworkers, often just for sexual pleasure and sometimes to advance herself. they can be identified by their less than professional appearance and slutty demeanor.
Bob: hey, did you know that girl Misty has been fucked by every manager in our division?
Tom: yeah, she's the company slut.
"An elite group of girls brought up by wolves who spend their time drinking the blood of their enemies and eating peath in a castle full of men."
"P Company" originated from a group of girls on Tumblr who enjoy various WWII related things, such as Band of Brothers and The Pacific. They also enjoy various other things, such as living in an imaginary/dream mansion with a large group of men. They have a chant, a parody of the "We Fall Upon the Risers," that goes as follows:
"We alwayth eat our bithcuith.
We alwayth eat our peath.
We alwayth use the proper thpoon,
attention if you pleathe.
So highty, tighty, Christ almighty,
who the hell are we?
Zim zam, goddamn,
we're P Company!"
There are various actors that P Company favors, such as Jacob Pitts (Hoosier) and James Badge Dale (Leckie/Lucky).
They were involved in a scandal called "Peathgate," in which they had online problems with an actor named Joseph Mazzello, who played Eugene Sledge in The Pacific. However, Peathgate is now over, and the actor now gets along fine with the group of girls.
Joe: What'd I miss last night, P Company?
Amber: Badger was overflowing with manpain.
Camille: Justicon was on.
Leanne: Helman took his pants off.
Chelsy: He really is as small as he says.
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Proclaiming that whomever it is you are referring to (even yourself) is surrounded by the same type of people.
You know about that guy that got convicted of his crime? He is in good company now, and for a long time.
You are so weird!
Oh yeah? I'm in good company!
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It's an acronym to describe tech companies and the top technology firms to work for. Facebook, LinkedIn, Amazon/Apple, Google.
FLAG companies are so massive you may not be able to work directly with Zuckerberg on the next Facebook App or interface with Larry Page on a new project.
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An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
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