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The 2020 disease that is supposed to make us scared of getting sick but makes us jokingly cough on each other and say" Corona"
Ted:*Cough*
Ted: HAHAHA, you got the Coronavirus
Dan: Dammit, I got a date tonight
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the end of all our social lives
coronavirus was the reason my gf broke up with me
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Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV). A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.
Wash your hands the Coronavirus is spreading!
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1) A family of respiratory viruses, ranging from the common cold to SARS and MERS.
2) A novel virus that has originated in Wuhan, China and has since spread worldwide. You can be infected and spread the virus while no symptoms show, and the virus spreads 10 times more than the flu. A vaccine is expected in 12-18 months at best. Many people are panicking about the virus and stocking up on common items, such as toilet paper, paper towels, and tissues, which really stinks because some people really need them, like sick people. Considering the virus is new in humans, not much is known about it. The WHO and CDC are providing updates, go check their websites to learn more.
1) Today in your epidemiology class, we will be studying the coronavirus family. Turn to chapter 15 in your book.
2) Person 1: Hey, have you heard about this new coronavirus?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s kind of scary! I hope nobody in our community gets it!
Person 3: If somebody does, our school will close!
Person 1 and 2: That’s still not good.
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Something that everyone either takes too seriously or not seriously enough.
Coronavirus sucks.
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the reason why you don't see toilet paper at your local walmart anymore
karen: TIME TO STOCK ON TOILET PAPER BECUASE OF CORONAVIRUS
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That which separates us superior beings from the "normal" insignificant obedient conformist social climbing worthless generic invisible simpletons that unwittingly benefited from the medical advancements of society and managed to evade natural selection and became an unnecessary burden to the world. One by one like the cooperative docile sheep they are they will be identified and exterminated by the great Bill Gates father of population control along with the undesirables and harsh realities of society.
Gotta stay home and fap to internet porn as I do my part in social distancing, good thing I stocked up on the toilet paper. I keep my mask on because the television told me to whilst omitting the CO2
and bacteria building up in my mouth and lungs with limited oxygen keeping my brain chemically stunted and docile enough to take orders from my TV. Good thing my education was dumbed down so that I can be retarded enough to comply unburdened by intellectual critical thinking, the Coronavirus is not a joke y'all...
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