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The act of a guy leaving an article of clothing at the home of a girl that he slept with, so as to ensure that at a time in the future the girl will have to have him over to collect the item of clothing, thus increasing the chance of sexual intercourse.
I was with this girl last night, don't know how well it went but I Costanzaed her so hopefully I will get another go at it.
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Virgin adult male needing the teats of mother to guide them through life.
No way would I date him, he's a total fuckin Costanza.
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Dude: Ehy, is that girl american?
Guy: Nah man, she's a Costanza
When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.
Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.
- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:
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A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.
Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
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n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.
I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.